Another face of David. From one of the rare solo appearances with the gypsy Kings. It has been quoted that Hoff in Spanish circles is known as the “El Mariarchi hermosa” Which directly translates to, “the most beautiful and talented guitar player in the world” (I know what you’re thinking, it sounds better in Spanish.)
The Hoff steps in when Russel Crowe got a little bit out of hand. Before this incident people often questioned whether or not David had the balls to get tough and crack down on wild celebrity behaviour. This silenced those critics. Hoff, born to protect and serve.
Way before Michael Jackson there was the Hoff. Here is David with his child, showing him to the world. You no doubt heard of the Michael Jackson case where Michael did a similar thing. Well The Hoff did this first, but there was no outcry. The Hoff had the situation under control. What you talkin’ about Willis?
The force is strong in you young Hoff. David was originally cast in the classic Star Wars as Obi Wan Kenobi, but was replaced in the last minute due to a mystery virus which was later to be found out to be the German Measles. The doctors who missed the orignal diagnosis are currently suspened from practising, the case is known as Hoff gate as it was believed he was purposely mis-diagnosed by Trekkies come Stargate fans.
The wisest person on the Net. He’ll answer all your questions. This was used by negotiators in the middle east to solve the conflict between the Lebanese and the Israeli’. That resolved itself, now if only Osama Bin Laden would take the Hoffs advice.