The delectable chocolate pollywaffle now comes in delicious Hoff flavour.I know what you are thinking, you could suck on this all day. Like the iHoff this advertisement saw the pollywaffle chocolate topple the “packed with nuts” snickers bar and equaled the number one chocolate bar, Mars Bar in sales for the week. Oh Mister Hoff, you did it again.

Another face of David. From one of the rare solo appearances with the gypsy Kings. It has been quoted that Hoff in Spanish circles is known as the “El Mariarchi hermosa” Which directly translates to, “the most beautiful and talented guitar player in the world” (I know what you’re thinking, it sounds better in Spanish.)

The Hoff steps in when Russel Crowe got a little bit out of hand. Before this incident people often questioned whether or not David had the balls to get tough and crack down on wild celebrity behaviour. This silenced those critics. Hoff, born to protect and serve.

Way before Michael Jackson there was the Hoff. Here is David with his child, showing him to the world. You no doubt heard of the Michael Jackson case where Michael did a similar thing. Well The Hoff did this first, but there was no outcry. The Hoff had the situation under control. What you talkin’ about Willis?

The force is strong in you young Hoff. David was originally cast in the classic Star Wars as Obi Wan Kenobi, but was replaced in the last minute due to a mystery virus which was later to be found out to be the German Measles. The doctors who missed the orignal diagnosis are currently suspened from practising, the case is known as Hoff gate as it was believed he was purposely mis-diagnosed by Trekkies come Stargate fans.

The wisest person on the Net. He’ll answer all your questions. This was used by negotiators in the middle east to solve the conflict between the Lebanese and the Israeli’. That resolved itself, now if only Osama Bin Laden would take the Hoffs advice.

Hoff, the latest Intruder in the big Brother House. David was met with a raptuous applause when he entered the big brother house. Immediately the girls swarmed to David. But in true Hoff style he remained unphased and was quoted as saying “If 5 naked girls walk in on me while I’m having a shower then its not my right to do whatever I want but it is my DUTY to all men to do whatever I want.” God Bless you David, God Bless you.

Hoff Serving his Country in Iraq. It is reported that David single handledly took on 15 knife weilding Iraqi soliders with his barehands. God bless you David, God bless you.

The Amazing Barishnihoff. The Hoff started dancing at a very early age and fell in love with classical Ballet. He went on to win the junior world series of ballet at the age of 12 in Florida. He competed against 17 and 18 year olds. It was quoted in the news that “David had the strength of a man, yet the grace and elegance of a women.”

No wonder he made it big in Baywatch, the Hoff is a boat! You can tell by Davids masculine physique that he has work hard and for many years and becoming a peak athlethe. The technique he uses here to rescue, lets say “Bob” and “Patrick”, requires incredible skill and strength. Many people pressured David to patent this swimming move but he was quoted as saying “Why would I profit millions of dollars from this swimming style when it can be used not to save one life but millions of lives. And if every person who is saved sends me a dollar then what more can I ask?”